Erin: Thanks!; I don’t care.
SWIE: But, don’t you think other people should hate cilantro, want them to hate cilantro?
Erin: No, that’s the folks over at ihatecilantro.com (a group I will not be joining in the foreseeable future; although I do find their efforts impressive, their mission is not my own (there’s nuance to cilantro hate)).
SWIE: Word. You know, I hear there’s a cilantro hate gene…
Erin: Really, I hadn’t heard that.
SWIE: Oh yeah, totally. This guy I know was telling me th.. [interrupts]
Erin: I was kidding. I hear that a lot. I’m suspect.
SWIE: Because you’re paranoid?
Erin: No, because we’ve isolated, what, 4 genes? And one of those genes hates cilantro?